Overheard in Vancouver, Various Locations
You’re the easiest customer ever! - girl from Brisbane working at Urban Outfitters,to me. And no wonder I cheated on him… but don’t tell him though. - waitress at Cactus Club to coworker. That was my boss! Oh no, did he just see me walking? I just quit and told him I broke both of my legs! - sister’s friend to the two of us.
re: trivial pursuit.
jj: It's Rosie "Koosh Ball" O'Donnell
Ian: Is That really her middle name?!
Everyone else: Uh...
Ian: Well, how do I know? It sounds middle eastern!
Everyone else: Rosie O'Donnell is not middle eastern!
jj: I love how you think I would know Rosie O'Donnell's middle name.
Everyone else: You probably would.
keiff: Today we cleaned our apartament for the first time in months. This is what we found: -A blue messenger bag with NPB (nbd) notes in it -A beach towel -Two pairs of socks -Ray bans (that are fake) -Friday the 13th sweatshirt (the remake) ((this is actually mine i got for free but don’t want it)) If any of these things are yours let me know. If they ARENT yours but you really want...
go to bed peegee.
i need to find a nice girl
slowcarcrash: a dark haired girl who will hang out with me in the nude and accept me as i am. forever. i’m over girls and games. oh harland, i only wish the best for youuuu!
Are you going with Amanda to see that um, what’s her name… Princess,...– My mother, mistakenly referring to Peaches
I never wanted a horse/pony when I was a little girl. I wanted a grand piano.– Birdhaus
Vegetarian Portobello Swiss Burgers for Dinner...
nowhere-fast: I am loving these so much right now! I’ve had them three times this week. Portobello Swiss Burger Chive, Parsley and Basil Dijon Mustard Chevre Spread Caramelized Onions Mixed Baby Greens Whole Wheat Bun why am i not hanging out with you right now/always!?