the sample 'chat' that tumblr gives. i wish my real conversations were this good.
Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
The only thing that’s roarin’ is her case of the herps!– Hilary Boterman, re: me: “Look at Paris roarin like a tiger!”
If you take out the ‘sco’ and the ‘sti’ and you get what...– Giles D.F. Roy re: Lady Gaga wanting to take a ride on “your disco stick.”
I had to go home from work. I wore that sample of the Hilary Duff perfume that...– my darling sister A
Oh! Hey, T.I.– Jill, re: the first two seconds of T.I.’s “Whatever You Like”
I think she has a charming vocal range– Jillian “Sarcasm?” Aquino, on Katy Perry
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Dinner: Party of Four
thecellardoor: If I could have 3 people over for a dinner party who are no longer living, I would invite: Kurt Cobain James Dean Pierre Elliot Trudeau Herb Ritts Marie Antionette Heath Ledger (strictly to see if comparisons are legit) If I could invite 3 “people” over for a dinner party who are fictitious, I would invite: Blair Waldorf Alice Buddha Max Fischer Harry Potter Ron Weasley...
Mutemath - You Are Mine. Everyone has their obsession Consuming thoughts, consuming time They hold high their prized posession That defines the meaning of their lives You are mine You are mine You are mine, oh mine You are mine There are objects of affection That can mesmerize the soul There is always one addiction That just cannot be controlled You are mine You are mine You are...
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She just seems very lost and confused. No wonder nobody wants her, she...– My mother, on Pink.